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Driving Me Crazy

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

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My seniors have the uncanny ability to always keep me on my toes.

Senior:  “Zelzee, I want to sign up for that AARP driving class.”

Zelzee:  “The one in June or the one in July.”

Senior:  “The one you’re having.”

Zelzee:   “I have one every month.  I just don’t know which one you want to take.”

Senior:  “I want to take the one that has the free coffee and donuts, and there’s a film to watch in the dark, so I can get some sleep.  Then because I am still breathing by the end of the stuffy class, and you know it’s always too  gosh darn hot in that room anyway, well, then I get some dang piece of paper and I save all kinds of money on insurance.  And make sure I have a parking place close to the door, because I don’t walk too good anymore without my walker. Oh, and I want to be up front ’cause I don’t see worth a dam either!”

Zelzee:  “But when do you want to come to the class.”

Senior:  “I just told you.  Weren’t you listening?”

Zelzee:  “June it is.”

And there is not one doubt in my mind they parked their car right next to mine…………….

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But I heard………….

Friday, May 8th, 2009

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Working with the public certainly leaves you open to not only compliments but criticism.

Especially if you work for the government.
Especially if you work with seniors.

Senior: “I heard I was going to get all kinds of money back from the President.”

Zelzee: “If you’re on Social security or SSI you will get back $250.00.”

Senior: “No. It’s more than that. Sadie next door told me this nice new President was   gonna give me back thousands.”

Zelzee: “Believe me, the Economic Recovery Payment is only $250.00. I’m not sure where Sadie got her information.”

Senior: “Hmphh! Sadies cousin Bella Mae heard it from her neighbors brother’s uncle that it was gonna be thousands.”

Zelzee: “They are mistaken, It will only be $250.00”

Senior: “I thought you were smart! The lady that was here before you knew everything!”

Yeah……………well, you’re stuck with me………………….!

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Senior Compliments

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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I work with seniors……………and let me tell you, they have NO problem letting you know what’s on their mind.

Senior:  “Zelzee………..I see you got your hair cut.”

(Mind you, I have gone thru chemo and am wearing a wig…….but most don’t know that)

Zelzee:  “Yes. It’s much shorter.”

Senior: “Well it’s about time you got rid of that frizzy shit.”

Thank you, I think…………………………….

 

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