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Archive for February, 2010

Life Is a Melody

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I have lived my life thinking life should be a Bon Jovi song.  Very sweet, loving and happily ever after.

Imagine my surprise to find out it really is a Grand Slam Heavy Metal Jam! Hard, heavy and head banging.

Now, how did I make this monumental discovery, you may wonder? 

well…………………

I had a class reunion this summer.  (Yes, it was a very high number!!!) I was really looking forward to it, as I had not been to one in many, many years.  I had a great time, renewed some acquaintances and turned a few heads! Of course I had on a pair of my favorite drop dead stiletto’s and sexy top!  Life was good.  Very, very good that night.

As I arrived home, I was horrified to discover my house had been broken into and I had been robbed!  They took all my gold jewelry, cash, passport and driver license.  (I can only hope my name doesn’t become the next terrorist!)

Yep, Heavy Metal…………………..

I think Guns ‘n Roses are right…………”Welcome To The Jungle”.

All I Really Want……….

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

 

As I was working on this fabric postcard, I had to admit……………….

I couldn’t have said it better, Zsa Zsa………………………

How Cold Is Cold?

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

I have been so cold this winter………….

It is to the point that I dread looking out my window each morning, wondering what dreadful weather event I am going to have to fight through, just to get to work. 

I have been wrapped in flannel pj’s, thick heavy robe (leopard print, though, of course), two pair of socks, fluffy slippers as big as my head, fingerless gloves, and of course a wool scarf wrapped around my neck at time.  Now this does get me to thinking as I view myself in the mirror………………..how do women get pregnant in the winter?  I ask you, does this look enticing?  I-think-not………………..(just a random thought)………..

Anyway, I can truly promise you I will NOT be the one complaining this summer when we get the 95 degree hot, humid, stick summer days.

Reason?   I truly believe it will take me until September to thaw out!