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All In A Day’s Work……..

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“Zelzee, I’m here for you to get me stimulated.”

The loud senior gentleman’s voice echoed in the vaulted ceiling lobby of my workplace.

Everyone within hearing distance came to an abrupt halt and turned to stare at me.  Even office doors opened so my coworkers could hear more clearly  what my dear elderly Mr. Senior had to say.

“Did you hear me?”

zelzee: “Actually, everyone within a five mile radius has heard you.”

“I haven’t got any stimulation like you gave everyone else, so I’m here to find out why I didn’t get any.”

zelzee: ” Excuse me!!!!”

“You got my buddy Ralph that stimulation, but not me!!”

zelzee:  “Actually, I think you are talking about the Economic Stimulus Recovery money  from the Federal government.  It was not me that sent it out.  It was the $250 you received in May.  Stimulus………..government…………….”

“Oh, okay then.  Have a good day.”

Sorta gives a whole new perspective to Public Services, doesn’t it?

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  1. 13 Responses to “All In A Day’s Work……..”

  2. By Hyphen Mama on Jul 23, 2009 | Reply

    BWAHAHAHAHA! I want my stimulation, too!

  3. By Yaya on Jul 23, 2009 | Reply

    hahahaha!

  4. By Shawn on Jul 23, 2009 | Reply

    I can see how that could be miscommunicated….heh, heh.

  5. By Futureblackmail on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply

    Although I received my stimulation, I’m going to require more.

    This post was hilarious!

  6. By Dana's Brain on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply

    Good thing that was cleared up before all the Seniors heard you were giving out stimulation!

  7. By Mrs Zeee on Jul 25, 2009 | Reply

    ROFLMAO!!!

  8. By Jen on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

    It’s a good thing you clarified that for everyone in the room. Not sure if servicing octogenarians beyond routine public service help should be on the menu.

  9. By KathyB! on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

    Your “services” almost got very popular! Good thing you rectified things before you had 90 year old men lined up around the corner!!

  10. By Aunt Becky on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

    I want some stimulation, Zelzee!

    *wink, wink*

  11. By bluntdelivery on Aug 1, 2009 | Reply

    ohhhh zelzee… man. when i worked at the bank during the time they issued the stimulus package. WOW.

    the same person would call me 5 times a day asking, “ummmmm yea. did i get my stimulation yet?” then the next time they’d be embarrassed to ask so they’d try to be sly like, “yea. can you check and see if anything came in to my account from Bush?”

    it was ridiculous.

  12. By JAM (Just A Mom) on Aug 5, 2009 | Reply

    Zelzee, you have an interesting job…

  13. By Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life on Aug 6, 2009 | Reply

    Oh, Zelzee, did you have further inquiries from other interested gentlemen? hehehe

  14. By SurprisedMom on Aug 9, 2009 | Reply

    This was just too funny. It gave me my laugh of the day!

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