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Shop Til You……………..Dropped

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

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I would rather stick a hot poker in my eye than go shopping.

I used to love shopping.

But something happened…………………

I got tired
I got busy
I got lazy
I got to looking at the weird things that have happened to my body.

and something happened………………………

Clothes got skimpy
Clothes got very low cut
Clothes got way colorful
Clothes got sizes mismarked

and something happened……………………

Dressing rooms got smaller
Dressing rooms got brighter
Dressing rooms got ugly

 
Dressing rooms are no longer my BFF

sigh……………………