Comments on: The Perfect Woman

By: Dana's Brain

Dana's Brain — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:56:14 +0000

I think we may have been separated at birth. My shower and make-up collection look exactly the same! Ditto the cleaners – and I really, really hate to clean.

And? I totally want a Sham-Wow.

By: Phat Mama

Phat Mama — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:34:29 +0000

I’ve always been too broke to buy any of the infomercial products.

I gazed longingly at them while:

Using baby lotion for moisturizer. (If it was good enough for my kids butts, it was good enough for my face.)

Washing my hair with .97 Suave that I had a coupon for, making it .57 a bottle.

Stroking Wet & Wild Vagina Pink polish on my nails.

Applying Canary Green eyeshadow from the 1/2 off bin at Everything’s A Dollar store.

After washing my dishes with a dollop of that coupon Suave shampoo because I ran out of dish soap & promising my family that the Kiwi-Cucumber scent would only add flavor to the food on the plates..

I went out for a much needed -Dollar Tap Night- beer, positive that I didn’t look like a cheap, Wet & Wild tramp.

By: Hyphen Mama

Hyphen Mama — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:08:09 +0000

Yep. Me too. I have baskets and cupboards full of that same stuff. My finest moment was spending $300 on that Swedish face “system” last year that promised to make me look 16 again. In reality? I was allergic to it and it gave me horrible acne. So yes, in that sense, it DID make me look 16 again. Then I gave it away.

The one find that did as it promised? That Zero Odor stuff that cleans my carpets like no other cleaner does. LOVE it and now buy it in bulk.

By: Jenni Jiggety

Jenni Jiggety — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:56:19 +0000

For real…I am the same way. And my oldest son is just like me…

By: melissa from pittsburgh

melissa from pittsburgh — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:44:02 +0000

Oh, I think if I buy it, it will magically do everything it claims to do without intervention from me… like facial creams. I buy them but do I ACTUALLY use them. NO!

Cleaning products same way.

Cooking supplies – YEP!

Even stuff in the frig…if I buy it, it will cook and serve my family.

I can now go back to reading blogs and twittering and facebooking.

Thank you very much Mr. Billy Mays.

By: KathyB!

KathyB! — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:20:34 +0000

I like to think of this trait as eternal optimism and think that I am always willing to take chances. There! Doesn’t that sound better And at least you don’t have an “L” on your forehead!