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How To Get In And Out Of A Store In 10 Minutes……….Guaranteed!

Do you need to run errands, and you have very little time?

I will share with you my little secret……………..
I have a foolproof way that will get you in and out of any store super quick!

Just……………….wear a scarf on your head!


scarf
( beau beau scarf – the best….Reviewed by Zelzee)

Yes…………..you-heard-me-right……….wear a scarf on your head!

I have observed that when you wear a scarf, time saving miracles begin to happen……..for example:

You’re looking for a specific item and there are of tons, not one or two…..tons of people looking at that same item………they will take one look at scarfy lady, and it immediately becomes the parting of the seas……….everyone runs away………. Hence, picking up your items quicker.

Crowded aisles? They start down the aisle with their cart, again, take one look at you, and hasten it to another aisle……. Hence, roomier shopping areas.

Long lines? They will be in front of you in line, they look back, see the scarf head, and ask if you want to go ahead of them (NEVER looking you in the eye)…… Hence, quicker check-outs.

Cancer just makes most people uncomfortable.  I’m not sure why………………
but I for one plan on exploiting their fear for my benefit!

Hence.

  1. 13 Responses to “How To Get In And Out Of A Store In 10 Minutes……….Guaranteed!”

  2. By KathyB! on Mar 23, 2009 | Reply

    Now THAT is what I call making lemonade out of lemons. Good for you.

    Hopefully you’re feeling okay?

  3. By Scary Mommy on Mar 23, 2009 | Reply

    LOL! You need to take the positives where you can get them! Work that scarf. :)

  4. By Jenni Jiggety on Mar 23, 2009 | Reply

    Attagirl! Will you pick up some good stuff for me, too?

  5. By Mrs4444 on Mar 23, 2009 | Reply

    I say go for it! You’ve earned it :)

    P.S. Thanks for your kind words for Molly today….

  6. By Becky on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply

    Dude. I *love* that scarf. It’s GORGEOUS.

  7. By Ms. Moon on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply

    After a friend of mine had cancer and did the scarf thing, I always look folks with scarfs right in the eye and smile and try to tell them with a look how beautiful I think they are.
    Wear lots of eye make-up. And big, bold earrings.
    And get whatever perks you can.

  8. By Hyphen Mama on Mar 26, 2009 | Reply

    “exploiting their fear”

    I love it!

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